A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS
MOUTH. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.
"NURSE," HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE MY TESTICLES
BLACK?"
EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE
TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET"
HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS
chipolata IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE
LOOK,AND SAYS, "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"
FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES, "THAT WAS
VERY NICE BUT, ARE... MY... TEST... RESULTS... BACK???"
Last one.... promise.
Last one.... promise.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."