Scots... :D

[VTRDark]

You can come out from the corner now Virt.

He's found something he can't answer back to........... himself

(:-})

[macdee]

oh little virt
its going to hurt
but you know you've been a blurt oh hoe
what you gonna doooo
just say sorry or its the end of you
leave the scots alone or they'll come for you
oh what will you doooooo
oh hoe hoe what will you doooo
you built a wall before and that was poo
ho hoe hoe what you gonna doooo
just say sorry or they,ll come for you .

i no it needs a little work ,

[silver storm]

Im from Scotland so to even the score...............
Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked over to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Scots accent asked, 'Whit ye selli n' here ?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling assholes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, 'You are doing well ... Only two left!'

Stevie

[VTRDark]

There used to be a well known Boot store up the Kings rd in Chelsea and it was called R Soles.

(:-})

[macdee]

There used to be a well known Boot store up the Kings rd in Chelsea and it was called R Soles.

(:-})

[Rob]

There used to be a well known Boot store up the Kings rd in Chelsea and it was called R Soles.

(:-})

I pass through Stone on my way to work (a Village in Staffordshire) and there is a sign saying it's a Canal Town.

I keep meaning to stop and somehow hide the C. It's a brown sign too - this is karma.....

[Virt]

Sorry about the delay of apology. One of my friends had me coding for some annoying App that I want to break.

And sorry guys, really am. Misjudged it completely and I accept the responsibility, not like I have anyone to blame it on.

As with all things I say I meant it without a shred of malice, but obviously it's hard to do these things over the Internet. Deepest apologies everyone

[VTRDark]

here he is , look what you have started. two pages and counting on a joke thread. I think you could call it the wrath of the Scotts.

(:-})

[MacV2]

Well done for coming on & offering a full apology...

You grovelling bastid !!

Just don't turn your back on Al next time you meet him...

[Virt]

Well done for coming on & offering a full apology...

You grovelling bastid !!

Just don't turn your back on Al next time you meet him...

The advantages of no self confidence or dignity

here he is , look what you have started. two pages and counting on a joke thread. I think you could call it the wrath of the Scotts.

(:-})

The only Scott I offended was JazzScot, I believe? No need for a plural

[AMCQ46]

Carl..........there is only 1 T in Scots [and its For TENNANTs the brewery ]............you are now blacklisted as well

[grumpyfrog]

I pass through Stone on my way to work (a Village in Staffordshire) and there is a sign saying it's a Canal Town.

Your lucky you just pass through it......
I'm back down there next week, and it Soo lives up to it's name (-C) or may be it's just the folk I work with there...

(better put in my adanced grovel to the ADMIN in case thats taboo....)

[AMCQ46]

Sorry about the delay of apology. One of my friends had me coding for some annoying App that I want to break.

And sorry guys, really am. Misjudged it completely and I accept the responsibility, not like I have anyone to blame it on.

As with all things I say I meant it without a shred of malice, but obviously it's hard to do these things over the Internet. Deepest apologies everyone

Groveling apology almost accepted.............and as I am old, I will also forget quickly so you are probabaly safe............but how can you tell

An oiled CCT wont hurt too badly

[Jazzscot]

As you have said sorry young Virt I am willing to retract my offence.

has turned into a good thread though

Anyway here is what this third world country has given the rest of the world
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_i ... iscoveries

not bad for such a small insignificant country.


Jazz

[agentpineapple]

it must be the wrong time of month for scottish people, it was mean't as a joke for christ sake, if i took offence to every fat joke that has been aimed at me on this forum, i'd have left a long time ago, tongue in cheek humor it what we do. when you look at other countries like the usa and germany, they just don't get our sense of humor, mainly because they haven't got one.