valentine's day...

[benny hedges]

instead of wasting money on flowers & chocolate, i promised to spend more time in the kitchen



can i borrow your toothbrush again luv?

[Sandyback]

QUALITY !!

But why is it in bits...?

[lumpyv]

would,nt it go in the dishwasher?

[benny hedges]

But why is it in bits...?

its a spare engine im building m8.
the other casing is off my scoot - couldnt start it as the kickstart gear is mashed so im fixing up a new one.
yes, i am tempted to graft the vtr engine onto the cvt casing lol

[AMCQ46]

Bet you are popular at home.....no hold on, perhaps you can't get any less popular

[lloydie]

Good job benny I did that once when I lived at home and got kicked out the next day lol


Sorry officer
The voices made me do it

[karenvtr]

...bloody hell your wife must be very understanding ...or ...she was out when you did this ...or...you cleaned up after .... or non of the above and you got a right bollocking

[MJONESY]

its quite amusing seeing the look on my dads other halfs face when he pulls a cylinder head out the oven (replacing valve guides) or an air filter out the dishwasher, it doesn't usually go down to well lol

[AMCQ46]

...bloody hell your wife must be very understanding ...or ...she was out when you did this ...or...you cleaned up after .... or non of the above and you got a right bollocking

or she already left him

[Chop]

You see, and there's the thing,

Why would a bloke think that it is perfectly reasonable
to do that in the kitchen sink.

and yet a woman would be horrified.

And the bloke will say "don't worry it'll all clean up ok, its a sink"

And that's when the fight starts

[Duffy1964]

You must really be in her good books.
Engine casings cost loads more than poxy flowers and chocolates.
She must know your a good catch

[agentpineapple]

a little while ago i got a kick in the balls from me bird for sanding down a front wheel in our bedroom, i deserved it

[MacV2]

a little while ago i got a kick in the balls from me bird for sanding down a front wheel in our bedroom, i deserved it

I'm not surprised Marty, I hear that budgies get quite attached to their sandpaper.......

[tony.mon]

a little while ago i got a kick in the balls from me bird for sanding down a front wheel in our bedroom, i deserved it

I'm not surprised Marty, I hear that budgies get quite attached to their sandpaper.......

She was ok about him riding it up the stairs, though......

[Chop]

a little while ago i got a kick in the balls from me bird for sanding down a front wheel in our bedroom, i deserved it

I'm not surprised Marty, I hear that budgies get quite attached to their sandpaper.......

She was ok about him riding it up the stairs, though......

Who is getting ridden on the stairs