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donk
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Re: help

Post by donk »

Hey guys,

The SP. I have not seen it yet, the guy hasn't even advertised it, im putting off seeing it untill i get the funds sorted!! :roll:

All i know is it is in mint condition 10k on the clock, original cans, new tyres and a power commander, oh and its a 2002 model in silver!!
:biggrin


I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT................... ive got quotes for a loan, the misses is going to go nuts!! Having the SP will be worth the year or two without sex!! :biggrin
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tony.mon
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Re: help

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Take the SP for a test ride, during the test ride sell it quick for £3100. Then pay for it.

Someone on here will have you arm off for it if it's any good.

Do this 30 more times, and Bingo!
You can buy one you can keep.


Shimples!

Just to help, I'll buy the first one, to get the ball rolling, so to speak...... :thumbup:

Just test ride it to Kent, and give me a call.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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storminateacup
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Re: help

Post by storminateacup »

If you can't raise the money how about the guys phone number so one of us can steal the cash and the bike :lol:
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donk
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Re: help

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I knew i could rely on u guys!! What a good idea, STEAL IT!!! :clap:
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benny hedges
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Post by benny hedges »

sell your passport to an illegal immigrant - they can easy get the cash for it by crying in the dss...

sell bovril cubes wrapped in tinfoil outside the school gates...

fake your death and claim the insurance... :think:

sell some lies to the sun...

stab yourself and claim compy off fixed penalty victims...

float your kid off in a helium baloon...

go out of town and do a blag sponsored event for a heart wrenching charity...

it's easy, you just have to be ruthless enough :D
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donk
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Re: help

Post by donk »

MMM, im wondering now how you lot got your bikes!! thanks for all your advice, i have decided im going to take the easy option......................... and sell my butt! :eek2
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Jbrebel
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Re: help

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If your gonna do that donk get a nice pair of speedo's and pop along to a Barrymore pool party...

Last time he had one I heard he made a killing :)
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seb421
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Jbrebel wrote:If your gonna do that donk get a nice pair of speedo's and pop along to a Barrymore pool party...

Last time he had one I heard he made a killing :)
a friend of mine in wigan is in a pub quiz team apply named Michael Barrymore's Pool Party Survivers
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tony.mon
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Re: help

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Just stick an SP1 fairing on an old Storm.


No-one would know except us, and we wouldn't mention it to a soul, honest.
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Jbrebel
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Re: help

Post by Jbrebel »

Like that tasteful creation for sale on Swapz some time ago...

Can't find a piccy :think:

Then again that’s not a bad thing really... :thumbdown:
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Pete.L
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Re: help

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Timbo wrote:You could become a rent boy in London giving hand jobs to fat business men in the back of cabs. If you charged £20 a tug you would only have to do 150 fatties before you have £3000. :thumbup:

Could you not ask how some of your "customers" at work how they would do it? Though be careful as they obviously werent brilliant at it, well the not getting caught bit anyway.

If you wanted serious suggestions, i got nothing mate! Other than do what i do and save it up. But dont tell Mrs Donk you are doing so or she will spend it if she is anything like my ex.
LOL! :clap:
Just catching up on some posts and all I can say is
Tim, you've obviously put a lot of thought into this in the past :thumbup:

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Jbrebel
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Re: help

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:lol:

Barry the baptist? Is that the guy off Lock Stock?
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Jbrebel
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Re: help

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Thought so-think he was a underworld hitman in real life. Can't remeber his name.
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Pete.L
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Re: help

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:clap: :clap: :clap:
Cricky!
I'd bet you'd have no problems collecting the money, even if they didn't enjoy it :eek2 :eek2

Pete.l
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Jbrebel
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Re: help

Post by Jbrebel »

Thats him-he's a big fecker too.
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