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got me self a one piece suit, harder to get into than a virgins knickers, got stuck half way, arms pinned by sleeves, wife nearly wet herself laughing.

so is there a trick to getting in and out of a one-piece.

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buy one big enough

Yeh..... Buy some that fit no point in trying to kid yourself that your a size 10 anymore

Did you try putting one leg in each of the suit legs or did you have both legs in the one?

Seriously though, I find that putting one arm in at a time works better than both together, and the same for removing it.

Did she take any picky's so we can have a laugh too

yeah......its right size, little tight on tum but once on very comfortable.
Get one arm in then other up to elbow but buggered if I can get it all the way up. ( Iggy dont you dare ) Suppose it will get easy with practice, just hope I don't need a pee in a hurry.

Do think it makes me look slimmer

Kaz.........is that a dare............or an offer of help.
Knew I could count on you to lend a hand

RAINMAKER wrote: Do think it makes me look slimmer

Ah well that's the main thing


I don't think

Did you ask your wife,
" Does my elbow look big in this?"

No, Curly, she was laughing too much as I flapped around like Norman Collier doing that chicken impression.

I would have loved to have seen that!!

curly wrote:Did you ask your wife,
" Does my elbow look big in this?"

she would have replied "no it's all the pies you eat that do that"

did you unzip it first?





anyhoo, try putting both legs on and pulling it up so its like normal pants with the top half loose at your waist. Then you can lie flat on the floor on your back, with the top half under you flat, then put one arm in at a time.

You should be able to put it on normally once it's freed up a little.

do you think being covered in baby oil is worth a try

Definately!! Great idea!!... but I thought we were talking about putting leathers on