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got me self a one piece suit, harder to get into than a virgins knickers, got stuck half way, arms pinned by sleeves, wife nearly wet herself laughing.

so is there a trick to getting in and out of a one-piece.
it may be clever, but its not big.
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buy one big enough :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O
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Yeh..... Buy some that fit no point in trying to kid yourself that your a size 10 anymore :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Stormin Ben »

Did you try putting one leg in each of the suit legs or did you have both legs in the one? :D

Seriously though, I find that putting one arm in at a time works better than both together, and the same for removing it.
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Did she take any picky's so we can have a laugh too
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Post by RAINMAKER »

yeah......its right size, little tight on tum but once on very comfortable.
Get one arm in then other up to elbow but buggered if I can get it all the way up. ( Iggy dont you dare ) Suppose it will get easy with practice, just hope I don't need a pee in a hurry.

Do think it makes me look slimmer 8O
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Kaz.........is that a dare............or an offer of help.
Knew I could count on you to lend a hand :lol:
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Post by sirch345 »

RAINMAKER wrote: Do think it makes me look slimmer 8O
Ah well that's the main thing :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I don't think :roll: :lol:
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Post by curly »

Did you ask your wife,
" Does my elbow look big in this?" :D :D :D
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No, Curly, she was laughing too much as I flapped around like Norman Collier doing that chicken impression.
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Post by curly »

I would have loved to have seen that!! :lol:
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curly wrote:Did you ask your wife,
" Does my elbow look big in this?" :D :D :D
she would have replied "no it's all the pies you eat that do that"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Kitch »

did you unzip it first? :D





anyhoo, try putting both legs on and pulling it up so its like normal pants with the top half loose at your waist. Then you can lie flat on the floor on your back, with the top half under you flat, then put one arm in at a time.

You should be able to put it on normally once it's freed up a little.
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Post by RAINMAKER »

do you think being covered in baby oil is worth a try
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Post by stevieVTR »

Definately!! Great idea!!... but I thought we were talking about putting leathers on 8O
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