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the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:44 pm
by rob...
errr, present company excluded, of course!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

there's this geezer on farcebook, recons he's got a 'storm with 140bhp at the wheel.... recons he's only had the head ported, reprofiled cams, 38mm carbs, "a trick cooler, and some other bits"..... recons he's gonna put a garret T3 turbo on it....

won't answer any of my questions about exact tuning specs or my requests for a dyno print out...

LOL.

:beer:

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:00 pm
by tony.mon
rob... wrote:errr, "a trick cooler,
LOL.

:beer:
Yes, an overheated trick would be very silly indeed.

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:27 pm
by agentpineapple
perhaps he's trying to be cooler......FAILED!
p.s my bikes got 280+lbs of talk when i'm sitting on it..... :lol:

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:11 pm
by Stratman
Maybe he's French and meant a "tricolore"

Image

Well I thought it was funny anyway :lol: :lol:

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:49 pm
by benny hedges
rob... wrote:errr, present company excluded, of course!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

there's this geezer on farcebook, recons he's got a 'storm with 140bhp at the wheel.... recons he's only had the head ported, reprofiled cams, 38mm carbs, "a trick cooler, and some other bits"..... recons he's gonna put a garret T3 turbo on it....

won't answer any of my questions about exact tuning specs or my requests for a dyno print out...

LOL.

:beer:
lol! tbh if he has an sp2 with 140 at the wheel id be impressed!
have you told him to check his rear engine mount is still in one piece?

i reckon if you put 38mm carbs on a storm you wouldnt need the cooler lol - and good luck with the turbo.... you need fi first so you may as well start saving up now. :lol:

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:08 pm
by Flatline
Give us all his contact details and we can bombard him with questions :lol: :lol:

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:29 pm
by rob...
his name on facebook is John Micallef, his pic is a close up of his face, smoking a fag.

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:24 pm
by whitestorm pete
Sounds like a right knob head :lol:

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:41 pm
by tony.mon
He means 104 bhp, it's just a keystroke error.







Or he's a complete knobhead.

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:52 pm
by Flatline
Maybe he typed it when he was stroking something other than his key :wonker:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:15 pm
by Image
He's American. Their BHP is totally different to ours. It's measured at the flywheel and is often called SAE net horsepower. 140 SAE HP would be approx 110 bhp (UK).

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:56 pm
by rob...
he also had a turbo blade with 3 litres of NOS.... whatever that means.... NOS is measured by weight, not volume...

although his spelling is abysmal, his sentence structure comes across as mid-european, (german), not american. and the clocks on his katana are in km's........

and he deffo states 140 bhp at the wheel....

Re: the interweb is full of idiots

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:14 pm
by BarryH
Its the interweb. What do you expect. I'm very picky in what I read on 'tinterweb.........140 horses my butt!