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errr, present company excluded, of course!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

there's this geezer on farcebook, recons he's got a 'storm with 140bhp at the wheel.... recons he's only had the head ported, reprofiled cams, 38mm carbs, "a trick cooler, and some other bits"..... recons he's gonna put a garret T3 turbo on it....

won't answer any of my questions about exact tuning specs or my requests for a dyno print out...

LOL.

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rob... wrote:errr, "a trick cooler,
LOL.

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perhaps he's trying to be cooler......FAILED!
p.s my bikes got 280+lbs of talk when i'm sitting on it..... :lol:
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Maybe he's French and meant a "tricolore"

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rob... wrote:errr, present company excluded, of course!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

there's this geezer on farcebook, recons he's got a 'storm with 140bhp at the wheel.... recons he's only had the head ported, reprofiled cams, 38mm carbs, "a trick cooler, and some other bits"..... recons he's gonna put a garret T3 turbo on it....

won't answer any of my questions about exact tuning specs or my requests for a dyno print out...

LOL.

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lol! tbh if he has an sp2 with 140 at the wheel id be impressed!
have you told him to check his rear engine mount is still in one piece?

i reckon if you put 38mm carbs on a storm you wouldnt need the cooler lol - and good luck with the turbo.... you need fi first so you may as well start saving up now. :lol:
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Give us all his contact details and we can bombard him with questions :lol: :lol:
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his name on facebook is John Micallef, his pic is a close up of his face, smoking a fag.
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Sounds like a right knob head :lol:
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He means 104 bhp, it's just a keystroke error.







Or he's a complete knobhead.
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Maybe he typed it when he was stroking something other than his key :wonker:

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He's American. Their BHP is totally different to ours. It's measured at the flywheel and is often called SAE net horsepower. 140 SAE HP would be approx 110 bhp (UK).
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he also had a turbo blade with 3 litres of NOS.... whatever that means.... NOS is measured by weight, not volume...

although his spelling is abysmal, his sentence structure comes across as mid-european, (german), not american. and the clocks on his katana are in km's........

and he deffo states 140 bhp at the wheel....
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Its the interweb. What do you expect. I'm very picky in what I read on 'tinterweb.........140 horses my butt!
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