Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:15 pm
I think I should use my superpowers and nip this thread in the bud before it goes any furtherRAINMAKER wrote:do you think being covered in baby oil is worth a try
Bloody pervs
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:27 pm
TALC POWDER 
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:48 pm
great!!!then the whole bedroom stinks like a chip pan!!!VTR1000KAZ wrote:try vegetable oil.... saw on brainiacs once that this is the slippiest of oils !RAINMAKER wrote:do you think being covered in baby oil is worth a try
allegidly
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:51 pm
sounds like youre the expert!! 
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:53 pm
best offer ive had all day!!
oh and welcome back!!!
oh and welcome back!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:50 pm
I thought everyone knew that the blood of virgins is the best lubricant for tight leather.
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:53 am
What did one terrorist say to the other whilst out shopping for jeans?curly wrote:Did you ask your wife,
" Does my elbow look big in this?"
"Does my bomb look big in this?"
(I've added the eye-rolls to save you all a few posts...)
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:46 pm
I asked a simple question , now look at my thread......perverts 
, now look at my thread......perverts Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:34 pm
Paul, once the leather is worn in a bit i imagine it will be easier to put on, and by that time you will have lost some weight and again, this will help.
Weight loss gained by crapping yourself every time you realise how fast you are going.
won't help the leathers to smell to good though, i'd try Kaz's aroma oils for that.
SORTED.
Weight loss gained by crapping yourself every time you realise how fast you are going.
won't help the leathers to smell to good though, i'd try Kaz's aroma oils for that.
SORTED.
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:23 pm
yeah Kaz keeps begging to give me a rub down, so far I've had to let her down, but you know how persistant she can be.
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:09 pm
Why Kaz.......no need to be shy with me