he Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper, stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man.
mircale of toilet paper
mircale of toilet paper
Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.