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RAINMAKER
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Post by RAINMAKER »

Is that an invitation or ar you just a big tease ? :lol:
it may be clever, but its not big.
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thats not an answer........yes or no is an answer
it may be clever, but its not big.
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Post by yellafella »

That red or white Kaz ? Just for future reference you understand hun ? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :D :D




p.s like the banner !
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RAINMAKER wrote:some folks have no imagination or sensitivity, I feel a growing fondness for our friend from Oz, whitty intelligent and obviously beautiful, dressed in leather.................wow
You know what they say about wearing leathers, Paul... It's what's inside that counts...
Would just a tiny bit more leather be to you liking perhaps?
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Post by Max »

Its alright you lot going off on a leather induced tangent, But what happened to the Rabbit ????
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It was boiled wearing a leather thong...
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Post by vtr vicki »

No no VTR girl you never boil rabbit :(

Ragout of Rabbit
1 Over ready Rabbit, salt & pepper, 3tbs plain flour, 2oz butter, 3 onions, 1 pint of chicken stock, 2 slices of lemon, 1 bayleaf, quater pint of sherry/Port.

Coat rabbit in flour salt & pepper. melt butter in pan cook rabbit, remove from pan when done. brown onions add lemon pour over stock bring all to the boil add rabbit & bay leaf simmer for 30 min. Stir in sherry.
Serve on nice shiny silver platter with just your Leather thong on.
Remember Girlys the way to a mans heart is through his stomach :wink:
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Post by yellafella »

Not keen on rabbit ! How about you rustling me up some lamb ? Same bit of leather though ! :roll:
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vtr vicki wrote: Remember Girlys the way to a mans heart is through his stomach :wink:
And through his pants :wink:
Rich.

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I think Cuppa's hit the nail on the head there... rabbit or no rabbit...
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Post by SILVER ZIPPER »

Ridding away with the bunny in her elbow bag, she was thinging about what recipe she could use.What a great day she was having,glad to get away from all the bickering and squabling from everyone on the home site
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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Gee, Paul, we had such a nice little story happening there a while back... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Girlie_Biker wrote:Turned out to be a slower speed spill than she expected, aparted from wounded pride the young man was OK.

Assuring him that it didn't look quite as embarassing as he thought, she left him waiting for the AA to collect him and his now sadly damaged Storm.

With a flick of her hair and a sympathetic smile she felt the familar excitement rise as she restarted her machine, the engine awaking from slumber, growling in anticipation of their continued partnership.
Ok VTR girl
She lowered herself gently onto her hot throbbing machine as she placed a small piece of paper into the pocket of her skin tight leathers.
On the paper was the telephone number of the Australian hunk that she had just saved.

She had a little struggle with her zip as she it passed over her erect nipples and then glancing over her shoulder she turned and gave her new hunk a smouldering wink and with a slick wheelie she sped down the steep and twisty road to the nearest Asda Superstore.

As she walked down the isles she turned every man’s head with her strong confident stride and perfect body. She picked up the sherry for the bunny recipe and headed for the section marked “Massage oil” this was one dinner date her Australian prey would never forget.
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Poor bunny :(
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Post by VTRgirl »

Good one Vicki. lmho! :lol: And I thought it'd be good ol' Yella to turn the story sexy! :wink: :lol: :lol:
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