I parked up in one of the ‘disabled’ bays at the local supermarket…..was only gonna be a few minutes whilst I bought some chewing gum. Jobsworth security guy marched over and challenged me, “oh yeah, and what’s wrong with you then?”
‘Tourette’s you prick, now feck off’
Supermarket security
Supermarket security
Rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.