I recently responded to the local Conservative MP who sent out a spam email saying that only the Conservatives can defeat and deseat that idiot Siddiq Khan from the Mayor of London job.
I don't like the ULEZ nonsense he has been imposing on everyone near his fiefdom.
Consequently , I sent £1.37 to the party to see what would happen.
Since then, I have received a number of emails- two from Rishi Sunak himself, but today's email from Greg Hands, the party chairman, has produced the best laugh so far.
I can only assume that no-one else has donated anything at all, because he has written to me saying that he is, and I quote, "blown away" by my generosity.
I might send an insultingly small amount to Labour next to see how grateful Sir Kier is.
Political donations.
Political donations.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.