His Dad replied "We would get you one son but our mortgage is $80,000 and you Mom just lost her job".
The next morning Little Johnny comes out his room with his suitcase packed and heads to the front door.
his Dad asks "Where are going son?"
Little Johnny replied "I went to the kitchen last night and while walking past your room I heard you tell Mom I'm pulling out.
Then I heard Mom say...wait she was coming too..
I'm not staying here on my own with an $80,000 mortgage and no damn bike."
