Crap Joke 471

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Crap Joke 471

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Jim, a 70-year-old extremely wealthy widower who shows up at the Golf Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and outright charm while hanging over Jim's arm and listening intently to his every word.
His friends at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Jim, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Jim replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
Jim says, "I lied about my age."
His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Jim smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 95."
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