Disproving the existence of God- a project summary
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2022 4:11 am
I've been a bit quiet on here lately.
I've been spending some time working out whether God exists.
Spoiler alert: He doesn't.
If God were omnipotent and all wise, I wouldn't have come up with a killer marketing strategy He clearly hasn't thought of.
He needs a re-brand.
In order to capture a much bigger market share of all of the people in the world, all He would need to do is change His name to "Athe".
That way all of the believers would still believe, and all of the Atheists would also state that they were followers, too.
Calling his son "Agnos" instead of "Jesus" would have sealed the deal.
Not so smart after all, big boy...
My consultancy fee is one percent of turnover in the first trading year following the rebrand, take it or leave it.
Let me know by Thursday or I'm going public.
I've been spending some time working out whether God exists.
Spoiler alert: He doesn't.
If God were omnipotent and all wise, I wouldn't have come up with a killer marketing strategy He clearly hasn't thought of.
He needs a re-brand.
In order to capture a much bigger market share of all of the people in the world, all He would need to do is change His name to "Athe".
That way all of the believers would still believe, and all of the Atheists would also state that they were followers, too.
Calling his son "Agnos" instead of "Jesus" would have sealed the deal.
Not so smart after all, big boy...
My consultancy fee is one percent of turnover in the first trading year following the rebrand, take it or leave it.
Let me know by Thursday or I'm going public.