not as crap as macs jokes

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I'm starting a business selling different breeds of dogs. Does anyone have any Pointers?
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I’ve just finished my degree in archaeology. It was a tiring three years during which time I lost contact with my family and friends, and I’ve just started work on an archaeological dig. My life is now in ruins!
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I’ve recently updated my Curriculum Vitae to show that I know a little bit of Latin.
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It's a little known fact that comedy legend Frank Carson died of exhaustion. It happened during a visit to a Jacob's factory.
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A messenger pigeon has recently been crossbred with a woodpecker. Now, not only does it deliver a message, but it knocks the door when it gets there.
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I’ve written a book about a blocks of flats for midgets. It’s a collection of short storeys.
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Self-raising flour was abandoned by its parents.
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I’ve just finished reading a book called, ‘How to get ahead in life,’ written by Jocelyn Forposition.
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Your right not as crap as some of my jokes...They are worse...

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Very close tho , keep going and you’ll get there
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I'm starting a business selling different breeds of dogs. Does anyone have any Pointers?

:lol: :lol:

Reminds me of a Tim Vine joke, he’s one of my favourite comedians.
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