Crap Joke #452...

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MacV2
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Crap Joke #452...

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PeteL was sitting there this morning reading the newspaper in his underpants, when he thought to himself...



"I really should get a proper pair of incontinence pants"
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But 1 minute later he forgot he had a weak bladder and pissed himself
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Re: Crap Joke #452...

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Please stop thinking to himself, it makes the joke hard to follow
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