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MacV2
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A real Crap joke about crap...

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I've literally been though a few different brand of bog roll over the past few years...So called super strong, double quilted, soft & stong ect ect

Most of which at some point have ended up with the dreaded sticky finger syndrome...

Now though I use a scale model of the Star Ship Enterprise.












It's a bit sharp in places but brilliant at wiping out them klingons.










Bar elbow tish...

I thank you...

I'm here every morning, normaly after I've got out of bed for a good morning shitdown & the paperwork...

I'll get me kecks on the way out...

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I thought thee Star Ship Enterprise was to "boldly go were no man has been before"
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bertye wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:40 pm I thought thee Star Ship Enterprise was to "boldly go were no man has been before"
good point .... we all know mac's back passage has had a few visitors in the past :lol:
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AMCQ46 wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2019 4:32 pm
bertye wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:40 pm I thought thee Star Ship Enterprise was to "boldly go were no man has been before"
good point .... we all know mac's back passage has had a few visitors in the past :lol:
News to me...must be them pesky aliens & their facination with anal probes...That may explain why I keep waking up in a heap on the shed roof with a sore butt...















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Heap?
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MacV2 wrote:I've literally been though a few different brand of bog roll over the past few years...So called super strong, double quilted, soft & stong ect ect

Most of which at some point have ended up with the dreaded sticky finger syndrome...

Now though I use a scale model of the Star Ship Enterprise.












It's a bit sharp in places but brilliant at wiping out them klingons.










Bar tonsils tish...

I thank you...

I'm here every morning, normaly after I've got out of bed for a good morning shitdown & the paperwork...

I'll get me kecks on the way out...

:Toilet1:
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