weather

[toonarmy]

its almost bloody june and we have hailstones in south shields jesus

[fabiostar]

total shite this year so far...

[tony.mon]

Yep, big hailstones in Kent, too.

[Kev L]

Tomorrows meant to be the best day of the weekend so make best use! I heard that they've bought a new piece of seaweed to hang outside the Met office window and are predicting good weather the end of next week for a while. Not holding my breath.

[lloydie]

The met office are a bunch of lying twats !
My man dog know more about the weather than them .

If she won't go out its raining , if she goes out it dry . Simples

[Kev L]

Two little old ladies were talking about the weather and one old girl says "I use the old mans John Thomas to predict the weather" the second old girl says "How does that work?". Number one says "well if it's pointing to the left it's raining and if it's pointing to the right it's windy" the other says "what if it's pointing straight up?". "Who gives a feck about the weather!!!!" Thank you thank you, I'm here all week.

[lloydie]

That's as bad as macs :-(

[Kev L]

How dare you, "as bad as Mac's". You utter, utter, utter brastard!!!

[lloydie]

Well I was going to ask if your doing the granny's at the bingo hall again !
But we all know at your age you can't get it up :-)

[Big_Jim59]

We have 100 year floods here, houses being swept away, roads washed out and dams and levies in anger of collapse. Aha the joy of Texas weather. Last year is was as dry as a popcorn fart!

[MacV2]

How dare you, "as bad as Mac's". You utter, utter, utter brastard!!!

I do try...

[MacV2]

We have 100 year floods here, houses being swept away, roads washed out and dams and levies in anger of collapse. Aha the joy of Texas weather. Last year is was as dry as a popcorn fart!

Salted or unsalted ?