Good Joke #1

[Troutman]

A Priest walks into a Hotel lobby and walks up the receptionist to check in.
They discuss the normal things when checking into a hotel.
He heads off to the lifts but turns and say's to the receptionist " I hope the porn channel is disabled"

The receptionist says "You disgusting pervert"

[VTRDark]

I like that. Short and sweet. But Mac will have you copyright of the title.

(:-})

[MacV2]

I like that. Short and sweet. But Mac will have you copyright of the title.

(:-})

Yes you will soon be hearing from my solicitors Sue,Grabbit & Run Partners in Law re the copyright infringement of the ''Crap Joke'' series of jokes.

Which I have to say has been made much worse on this occasion by the gratuitous double posting of the same joke...

Plus the fact that it is actually quite good & therefore a breach of the DoJ (Description of Jokes Act 1969 amended 1985 & 2010)

Deletion of the double post & changing of the title of said joke will result in no further action being taken...( May I suggest...A priest walks into...)

I'm sorry if you think this harsh but I have a hard earned terrible reputation for crap jokes to keep up & I can't have good jokes ruining it...

[Hairy biker]

[Troutman]

Sorry about the double post but it sometimes does that when I post on here.

I'll post a really crap one soon to mitigate my case

[Troutman]

Ah..now I see the problem here, I didn't realise that MacV2 had posted ALLthe "Crap Joke"s .

That's why he is so clearly upset..very sorry to steal your thunder

[MacV2]

Ah..now I see the problem here, I didn't realise that MacV2 had posted ALLthe "Crap Joke"s .

That's why he is so clearly upset..very sorry to steal your thunder

Not upset just trying to preserve my reputation...

I know I said it was a good joke an all but don't you think your new title is a little pretentious ? Your gonna have to work very hard to keep that series of jokes up...

I don't have to try too hard at the end of the day...

[VTRDark]

So we now have a choice of good or bad.

(:-})

[MacV2]

So we now have a choice of good or bad.

(:-})

The bad is a certainty Carl the good remains to be seen...