It's just not cricket.....

[essexbloke]

Little Johnny was in his kindergarten class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman,
policeman, salesman.

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so
the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's
an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work
on some colouring in and took little Johnny aside to
ask him "Is that really true about your father working
in a gay strip club?"

"No," said Johnny, "he really plays test cricket for
England but I was too embarrassed to say."