A teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's exam. "I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What if I was suffering from utter sexual exhaustion?" The teacher smiles at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says
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. "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
