Two questions

[storminateacup]

Question 1:
> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
> who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
> Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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> Question 2:
> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
> Here are the facts about the three candidates.
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> Candidate A:
> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
> Martinis a day.
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> Candidate B:
> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
> College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening..
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> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
> An occasional beer and never committed adultery.
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> Which of these candidates would be our choice?
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> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
> If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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> Pretty interesting isn't it?
> Makes a person think before judging someone.
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> Remember:
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> Amateurs ... Built the ark.
> Professionals ... Built the Titanic

[benny hedges]

& slaves built the pyramids.
bring back slavery

[benny hedges]

And the ark is a story told in a good book that is largely fictional, especially the ark bit

i got branded a heretic by suggesting to a priest that the ark was not a boat at all, and noah didnt go round collecting animals in pairs... most people were very uneducated when the bible was written (like now lol) and the proper meanings have been lost over the years.
consider this.... the man said.... when 2 or more are gathered in my name, the holy spirit is with you (or words to that effect) - it's a covenant not a fkin ship.
like john the baptist... didnt dunk people under water ffs, he baptised people into the spirit, 2 at a time...
difficult to put into words lol & cba
i'm not a religious person cos i think organised religion stinks and is only there to gain power over people, which is very gay.
but there most definately is something else, call it what you want.

[storminateacup]

Can I remind you that this was a light hearted JOKE it was not meant to start a religious discussion ffs Anyway Timbo should know if there was an ark or not .......he was there

[Rider on a Storm]

And the ark is a story told in a good book that is largely fictional, especially the ark bit

actually "Evan Almighty" is a true story wasnt it on true movies