> > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected
> > half a gallon of 2% milk,
> > a carton of eggs,
> > a quart of orange juice,
> > a head of romaine lettuce,
> > a 2 lb. can of coffee,
> > and a 1 lb. pack of bacon.
> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk
>standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
> > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
> > stated, "You must be single."
> > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> > intrigued by his intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
>her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
>selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
> > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know
what,you're
>absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?
> >
> > The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Power of deduction
Power of deduction
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."