Bear Hunting

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"Bear Hunting"
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> Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
> He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap
> on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black
> bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I
> maul you to death or we have sex."
> After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
> alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
> recovered and vowed revenge.
> He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
> Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
> grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big
> mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I
> maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again,
> Frank thought it was better to co-operate.
> Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
> recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down
> the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a
> tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
> standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit
> it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"