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Don't run too far from home, you know what Ducati reliabilty is like!

i got myself a 6 pack

of these.......

i'm impressed. they write on any surface, even if it's oily, and it doesn't smudge at all

I may get my self some of those pens, Rossi can sign my sweaty butt then the next I see him,

saying that id rather not expose my back end to him, I'm sure he's the type that would rather violate it than sign it!

that man must share a closest with Tom Cruise it must be so big both the wombles haven't climbed out of it yet.

not big on cucumber meself.
some people say it doesn't have a taste but imo it tastes like when you fill your car up with diesel and get some on your hands, then eat something.
really pisses me off if i order a butty with no cucumber, ie a ham salad, and instead of making me a fresh one, they pick cucumber off a pre-made item.

i did see a film once, not long ago, starring a quite attractive redhead called dirty audrey and she seemed to be enjoying a cucumber - 2 in fact, and some other bulbous vegetables that i haven't seen before.
there was one, like a purply colour which she wrapped in a condom and pushed all the way up her anus.
i thought that was quite impressive tbh, not that i'd try it myself.
went on for quite a while.
i think there is probably a limit as to what you can actually cram into your arsehole, but this particular lady seemed extremely vacuuous in that department, with seemingly no limit to the dimensions of the objects she could make disappear.

she would make an ideal smuggling partner if you were the criminal sort.

anyway i got bored watching it after a while and decided to clean the fishtank instead, which led me to think how fortunate i was to have pet fish and not a parrot, after all the bizzare noises from the amateur movie, what with grandma coming round later etc...

nice shoes anyway but i'm more of a loafer guy myself, when i'm not wearing toecaps that is.

tim.... you need a vat number on the reciept to claim yer vat back!!!

mine for two maccy double sausage and egg muffin meals with coffees is in the pile for the accountant to sort out!!

and you can get some trainers for about £8>10 at asda that will cover your stinky feet just fine seb!! that will leave you nearly enough spare cash to pay your speeding ticket!

FirestormMike wrote:

now that's what i'm talking about.

you'll do for me matey. tommy balls here i come

What the wombles? Why are you guys such clicky butt lickers?

Keyboad warriors, where would we be with out them eh.

I think Tim is just winding you up Seb. I cant believe for a moment he would buy anything with salad on it.

By the way, did you get a free Burberry cap with those trainers?

Kin hilarious!
Stop it! I've got tears in me eyes

Pete.l

I got a new one of these, have to say, it's really good and very effective

LMFAO!!!

I always missed the good threads...

Maybe thats because your footware is substandard & is slowing you down as you head for the computer, what you need is a decent pair of trainers, check out sales & want's there may be some for sale shortly!


I once convinced a friend that clown shoes were only made from kangaroo leather, how this conversation started is lost in the mists of time & other substances. They couldn't fathom as to why this was the case until I pointed out the shape of the said marcupials hind leg/foot & explaind that is was the ideal length for a 'long' shoe. The penny dropped after everyone else cracked up with laughter.

Do you think Seb will have terible flashbacks every time he laces up his trainers? (bit like Timbo if you wave a lettuce leaf near him! )

jtf are doing great deals on workshoes / boots atm.
i suggest you get down there pronto and snap yourself up a bargain or 2
i have but i'm not showing you a pic in case i get sebbed

no vat on work footwears btw