A farm worker was out checking fences in his four-wheel drive when he hit a pig.
he radioed back to the farm for some advice.
"boss he said," the pig is stuck in the bullbar & it is still alive
but it is kicking & squealing so much there is no way i can get it free"
"okay" said the farmer"look in the back of the 4x4 there is a .303.put it up
to the pigs head and then shoot it.
when it goes all limp youll be able to get it out of the bull bars & throw it ito the bushes"
About 40mins later the farm worker calls in again"
i did what you said,boss.
i shot the pig in the head & when it went all limp i got it out of the bullbars, no problem,
but i still cant go on"
"why not asked the farmer what the hells the problem now?"
"Well its his motorbike boss, the blue light & the top box are jammed under the wheel-arch"