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Typical Aussie bloke

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An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Jacko.

"Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody
suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.
I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do
it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan B."

"Plan B?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her."

"Spot on mate." Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."

"Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Not exactly a good time for that is it mate"?

"No" Jacko replied "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide
her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"

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Firestorm996
'98 VTR in black - road whore - track bitch
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