A Biker goes into a bar...
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A Biker goes into a bar...
A biker pulls up outside a roadside bar in Louisiana after a long day in the saddle. Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits down. By his third, he realises some of the locals are looking at him and whispering. The biker walks out and returns a few minutes later with an alligator. He drops it on the floor, drops his pants and flops his tackle in the alligator's mouth. Snap! The jaws shut on his tackle. Teeth gritted, the man counts out loud to ten, then pokes the alligator in the eyes and it lets go. "Right!" shouts the biker, "any of you man enough to do that?"
After a moment of silence a voice from the back says: "I will if you promise not to poke me in the eyes."
Stolen from Little Bro's site, cause I can.
Pete.l :wink2
After a moment of silence a voice from the back says: "I will if you promise not to poke me in the eyes."
Stolen from Little Bro's site, cause I can.
Pete.l :wink2
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
It's been a long wait for you posting a joke Pete, and it seems we're still waiting
Rich.
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Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
cupasoop wrote:It's been a long wait for you posting a joke Pete, and it seems we're still waiting
Gutted
My first attempt in ages and shot down in flames.
I'll go play with my mate Tim now. At least he appreciates me
Pete.l
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
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Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
It's ok, i've actually heard worse than that...years ago...i think
Stevie
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Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
Stevie.....
your not helping!
Pete.l :wink2
your not helping!
Pete.l :wink2
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
where's the tumbleweed blowing in the wind smiley when you need one!
4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul...........
Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
Ha, i thought it was good ,.........so there!
Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
is that you taking over from Iggy pete...he used to post up a couple of jokes a day and we all miss them
cheerz
kev
kev
Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Is that any better, or shall I get my coat
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Is that any better, or shall I get my coat
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
Howzat for a gem!
Kev I wouldn't dare to presume I could even touch the ground the master walks on
IGGY, IGGY, IGGY!in my best chanty voice
Pete.l
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
HE'S BACK..........................................unfortunately
Rich.
Re: A Biker goes into a bar...
he's back alright, keep 'em coming iggy, we need the daily joke count back up again.
cheerz
kev
kev