An accountant leaves a note for his wife one Friday evening. It read: “Dear Wife. This week I turned 54. I am going away for the weekend. I will be staying at the Hilton with my gorgeous, sexy, 18-year-old American secretary.†When he arrives at the hotel there is a letter waiting for him.
It is from his wife. It reads: “Dear Husband. I am also 54. I am also going away for the weekend. I will be staying at the Sheraton with my handsome and virile 18-year-old Corsican toy boy.
As an accountant, you'll appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.â€
Doing the sums
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