Petrol tap diaphram

[Pete.L]

Tum TTum TTum Tum Tum!
I could comment and be useful here but that would just be informative and helpfull. So in the spirit of increasing my post count and talking utter Boll-x I'll just say nothing.

Pete.l

Except, Blues one are slow

[StuartWags]

you know what they say.......

Never look a gift horse in the hand that feeds you.....

Well something like that

or was it
Never bite a gift horse in the mouth..

[MacV2]

You can lead a horse to water but you cant persuade it to pay your electricity bill.

Any way enough about horses did you two get in touch ?

Did he get his diaphragm ?

Do bares sh*** in the woods?

Answers we need answers...dammit !

[StuartWags]

Yes
bits sent, could not help with carb bits really. Got
bears... pretty sure

[kturvy]

Dear Mr MacV2. Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for your very informative PM mail to me. I am humbled by your message & will never ever, ever, ever take you for granted again! I now offer a gazillion apologies to your good self.

[StuartWags]

When a bear sh!ts in the woods and there is know one there does it make a sound ????

[MacV2]

When a bear sh!ts in the woods and there is know one there does it make a sound ????

Yes.

Probably polp or splat with a slight rustling noise if there are leaves on the floor.

Maybe a kurthunk if his stools are a bit firmer.

Also a soft moan from the bear may be heard does that count.

[Jamoi]

When a bear sh!ts in the woods and there is know one there does it make a sound ????

Yes.

Probably polp or splat with a slight rustling noise if there are leaves on the floor.

Maybe a kurthunk if his stools are a bit firmer.

Also a soft moan from the bear may be heard does that count.

Ahh, but does the bear make any noise if no one is around to hear it?? ?? !!

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[MacV2]

When a bear sh!ts in the woods and there is know one there does it make a sound ????

Yes.

Probably polp or splat with a slight rustling noise if there are leaves on the floor.

Maybe a kurthunk if his stools are a bit firmer.

Also a soft moan from the bear may be heard does that count.

Ahh, but does the bear make any noise if no one is around to hear it?? ?? !!

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Of course it does...You can hear yourself talking to yoursefl when working in the garage cant you...

OK it's mainly words like ... Ooppps, bugger, F*** it, Damm, OW my bloody thumb & Heeeelppp Mummy Help !

[Jamoi]

Of course it does...You can hear yourself talking to yoursefl when working in the garage cant you...

That's because I'm there to hear myself!

OK it's mainly words like ... Ooppps, bugger, F*** it, Damm, OW my bloody thumb & Heeeelppp Mummy Help !

Yep all true, here's photographic evidence...

Muuuummm!!!!


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[MacV2]

Of course it does...You can hear yourself talking to yoursefl when working in the garage cant you...

That's because I'm there to hear myself!

OK it's mainly words like ... Ooppps, bugger, F*** it, Damm, OW my bloody thumb & Heeeelppp Mummy Help !

Yep all true, here's photographic evidence...

Muuuummm!!!!


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Why have you posted a picture of a 60 year old's hands ?

Mate you need some hand cream...

[lloydie]

Can't swim in a empty pool

[Jamoi]

that's proof of my hard working ethics!

Or... maybe I've visited Mrs palm and her 5 daughters a little too often

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[MacV2]

Can't swim in a empty pool

Never swim in shark infested custard.

[MacV2]

that's proof of my hard working ethics!

Or... maybe I've visited Mrs palm and her 5 daughters a little too often

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Didn't know you were cack... er... I mean left handed...