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iggy1966
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> GIRL'S DIARY
> Sunday 11th May 2003.
>
> Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I
> went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit
> late so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded
> and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still
> very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
> All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and
> didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I
> just knew that something was wrong.
>
> He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come
> in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was
> something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the
> television on.
>
> After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to
> bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He
> just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but
> later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed
> distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to
> leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
>
>
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>
>
> BLOKES DIARY
> Sunday 11th May 2003.
>
> Liverpool lost today. Gutted. Got a shag though.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Max
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Post by Max »

This joke doesnt really work as Liverpool loose most days
iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by sirch345 »

iggy mate you crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keep em coming
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Post by STEVESTORM »

Quality - didn't see that coming... :lol:
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Post by simon t »

Ian, Usually I like your jokes but I'm really not sure what you're trying to put across with this one. It seems to somehow be polarising the sexes, implying that women are somehow more sensitive and that men are just shallow and brutal. I consider myself reasonably well adjusted and am capable of being in touch with my 'feminine' side and understanding the needs and wants of the opposite sex. To divide us into such gender stereotypes is to demean both parties and encourage demonisation of both parties. Shame on you!
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Post by simon t »

NYAH! APRIL FOOL :twisted: Keep em coming Iggy!
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