Brighten up your dull day at the office!!

[iggy1966]

>One point office dares...
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>1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
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>2) Groan out loudly in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'
must be in
the toilet at the time).
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>3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
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>4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name
and say, "Just
called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
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>5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
ears and
grimace.
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>6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily,
"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
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>7) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really
prefer it this way".
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>8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
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>9) While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
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>10) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with
that.
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>Three point office dares...
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>1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-
barrelled fingers.
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>2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't
want to have to repeat it".
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>3) Page yourself over the intercom (do NOT disguise your voice).
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>4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
(there must
be a 'non-player' within sight).
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>5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
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>6) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "INBOX."
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>7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
over his or
her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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>8) Don't use any punctuation.
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>9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk through the office
corridors.
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>Five point office dares...
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>1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude
with the singing of the national anthem,
>(extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
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>2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing
irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times quickly.
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>3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
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>4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go and
do a
number two".
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>5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
As in "the
report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
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>6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
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>7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
and mutter,
"Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
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>8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is
my witness,
I'll never go hungry again".
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>9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
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>10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
trade?".
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>11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
"Do you hear
that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
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>12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
talk about
it".
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>13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch for four at
a local restaurant. Let him go.
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>14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
very
important conference call.
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>15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk at
lunchtimes.
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>16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
pants and act
genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
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>17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, then
smash each
biscuit with your fist.
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>18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
the door.
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>19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
attendee, move
them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
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>20) Look at your boss's hairline or slightly above his head (if talking
from a
distance) when talking to him, thus manifesting a sense of paranoia.
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>21) At a meeting, stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss
tell you the
'real' reason this meeting has been called.
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>22) Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat
and sail it
down the table.
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>23) Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank
them for
coming.
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>24) Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at
everyone.
>Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the
speaker is
slightly crazy and everybody knows it.
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>25) Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant
quietly enter
the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while,
>burst into tears, then leave the room.
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>26) Bring a hand puppet to management meetings, preferably an
animal. Ask it to
clarify difficult points.
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>27) Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you.
Demand that
the boss make him/her stop doing it.
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