WORDS THAT SHOULD EXIST

[tony.mon]

Every so often I come out with words that should exist but aren't in the dictionary yet.

Words like:

Groanads (tank/bollock interface)

Bed-raggled (alternative to "bedraggled", but much more accurate.

Any more you can think of?

[Beamish]

1. Dogs Jank. Explains its self!
2. *ankola A very bad stuation.
3. Dog Egg A brown deposit left by Canine

[solorider]

Every so often I come out with words that should exist but aren't in the dictionary yet.

Words like:

Groanads (tank/bollock interface)

Bed-raggled (alternative to "bedraggled", but much more accurate.

Any more you can think of?

groanads is a word that exists http://www.awpi.com/Combs/Shaggy/468.html and is a gland near the funny bone,is that what you hit on the tank?

[Beamish]

May be old hat depending on your circle of friends but
Cankles - Describes a rather large ladies calf/ankle combination.

[tony.mon]

I've got another one.
RATFAG.
The furious smoking my wife does when she's too annoyed with me to speak.

How's it going with the POLL: Y want a cracker?

(it was suggested to me that i was getting too obscure again).

[Beamish]

I've got another one.
RATFAG.
The furious smoking my wife does when she's too annoyed with me to speak.

How's it going with the POLL: Y want a cracker?

(it was suggested to me that i was getting too obscure again).

A Rat fag! A rodent that likes it butter on both sides of the bread?

[Beamish]

I've got another one.
RATFAG.
The furious smoking my wife does when she's too annoyed with me to speak.

How's it going with the POLL: Y want a cracker?

(it was suggested to me that i was getting too obscure again).

A Rat fag! A rodent that likes it butter on both sides of the bread?

That would be a Ratbi - a ratfag only likes boy rats

I have heard Cankle, isnt that when the 2 are sort ofmerged into 1?

Spot on!

[LotusSevenMan]

Reminds me that quite often I've noticed that when you are intergrating yourself into a family with a new girlfriend etc they often seem to speak a different English from you!

I have heard all these so know them to be true. Where they come from g*d only knows!!!

Polee (pronounced pole-eeee) for a persons head. Example:- "I have a polee ache"

Handipuds for hands (not too bad I guess)

Eyecal (prounounced eye-calls) for eyes. Example:- "I have a spec of dirt in my eyecal" ???

Weeker (prounounced week-er) for ears. Example:- "You have cold weekers" ???

Breasticles (pronounced breast-iculls) for a woman showing signs of cold breasts. Icicles/nipples etc I guess.

[sirch345]

There's some there I've not heard I must admit

I came across this recently, probably more appropriate for VTRgirl, or anyone who works in a hospital

Hospital slang uncovered

A leading doctor has explained some of the colourful slang used by staff on Britain’s hospital wards.

Young doctors have developed their own dictionary of secret terms for patients and colleagues, reports the Daily Telegraph.

They include a 'Hasselhoff', for a patient who gives doctors in accident and emergency a bizarre explanation for their injury.

It was coined after former Baywatch actor David Hasselhoff said last year that he had hit his head on a chandelier while shaving.

A disco biscuit is an ecstasy tablet, while a Father Jack, after the drunken old priest in Father Ted, is a confused and elderly patient who constantly shouts and tries to get out of bed.

The dictionary of slang was compiled by a consultant in palliative medicine, Paul Keeley, of Glasgow Royal Informary.

He said: “It’s something I have picked up over the last few years from teaching junior doctors.

“I have always had an interest in language and I noticed that junior doctors seem to have picked up a whole vocabulary of language that older doctors like me don’t have.”

Other examples include blamestorming - a session of mutual recrimination in which a team tries to find someone to blame for an error.

A MacTilt describes how a Macmillan nurse tilts his or her head to convey sympathy while a Jack Bauer describes a doctor who is still up and working after 24 hours - after the lead character from the TV series 24.

Chris.

[Andy1671]

The one i like is" TESTICULATING" which means waving your arms around and talking absolute Bo**ocks

[LotusSevenMan]

Classic one Andy1671 !!!!