Two Bonde Genies

[firestorm_al]

TWO BLONDE GENIES
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two Blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion,
surrounded by 50 beautiful women.
He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet.
He looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills!
Then, there is a knock at the door.
He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux
Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb,
and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods and it's the two
blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other, "Hey, I can understand the first wish
to have all the beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But.....to be hung like a nigger is beyond me!"