Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called
Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by
sharks that inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about
being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and
behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately
swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it
invariably
does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old
mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't
realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad
plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold,
he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve
a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the
reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He
set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came
flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your
old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
changed........."
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.."I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."
A tale of two prawns
A tale of two prawns
Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
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Later that day, after a very teaful reunion, both Jason & Christian were indeed swallowed by a big nasty shark. Because Jason had been "prawn again", he was taken into the gates of Heaven, but his mate, Christian, was banished into Hell. Again, the pair were parted.
Time passed & Jason found himself chatting with The Big Guy, when God noticed a sad tinge in Jason's eye. When He enquired, Jason told of his good friend Christian & how they'd wasted so much time, only to again be torn apart after so few hours. God saw that Jason was pained & so made him an offer. He said "Jason, you have served me well in your time here. If you would again like to see Christian, I will grant you a visit. But heed this warning well... You must take your harp with you, for if you return without it, St Peter will not recognise you & you will not be granted re-entry into Heaven".
Understandably, Jason was on cloud nine! He grabbed his harp & rushed away. He found Hell to be a lively, albeit rather warm, place, with night-clubs, brothels & other various dens of iniquity around. He asked after his friend at a few places, until he was directed to the nightclub owned by Sam Clam. Little Jason couldn't get there fast enough! Again, he was reuinted with Christian, whom he found with a cute little shrimp upon his knee.
They talked & laughed & caught up, until the heat was no longer tolerable to Jason & he said he would have to leave. Sad, but grateful for the catch-up, the pair parted once again & Jason headed north.
He arrived & approached St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter looked a little vague & asked "do you have your harp, my friend?". Shocked, Jason remembered his harp & flustered, thought back through his day...
"Oh NO", he cried,...
"I've left my harp in Sam Clam's disco!"
(Farrrrr too many more where that came from...)
Time passed & Jason found himself chatting with The Big Guy, when God noticed a sad tinge in Jason's eye. When He enquired, Jason told of his good friend Christian & how they'd wasted so much time, only to again be torn apart after so few hours. God saw that Jason was pained & so made him an offer. He said "Jason, you have served me well in your time here. If you would again like to see Christian, I will grant you a visit. But heed this warning well... You must take your harp with you, for if you return without it, St Peter will not recognise you & you will not be granted re-entry into Heaven".
Understandably, Jason was on cloud nine! He grabbed his harp & rushed away. He found Hell to be a lively, albeit rather warm, place, with night-clubs, brothels & other various dens of iniquity around. He asked after his friend at a few places, until he was directed to the nightclub owned by Sam Clam. Little Jason couldn't get there fast enough! Again, he was reuinted with Christian, whom he found with a cute little shrimp upon his knee.
They talked & laughed & caught up, until the heat was no longer tolerable to Jason & he said he would have to leave. Sad, but grateful for the catch-up, the pair parted once again & Jason headed north.
He arrived & approached St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter looked a little vague & asked "do you have your harp, my friend?". Shocked, Jason remembered his harp & flustered, thought back through his day...
"Oh NO", he cried,...
"I've left my harp in Sam Clam's disco!"
(Farrrrr too many more where that came from...)
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Are you following me??VTRgirl wrote:Later that day, after a very teaful reunion, both Jason & Christian were indeed swallowed by a big nasty shark. Because Jason had been "prawn again", he was taken into the gates of Heaven, but his mate, Christian, was banished into Hell. Again, the pair were parted.
Time passed & Jason found himself chatting with The Big Guy, when God noticed a sad tinge in Jason's eye. When He enquired, Jason told of his good friend Christian & how they'd wasted so much time, only to again be torn apart after so few hours. God saw that Jason was pained & so made him an offer. He said "Jason, you have served me well in your time here. If you would again like to see Christian, I will grant you a visit. But heed this warning well... You must take your harp with you, for if you return without it, St Peter will not recognise you & you will not be granted re-entry into Heaven".
Understandably, Jason was on cloud nine! He grabbed his harp & rushed away. He found Hell to be a lively, albeit rather warm, place, with night-clubs, brothels & other various dens of iniquity around. He asked after his friend at a few places, until he was directed to the nightclub owned by Sam Clam. Little Jason couldn't get there fast enough! Again, he was reuinted with Christian, whom he found with a cute little shrimp upon his knee.
They talked & laughed & caught up, until the heat was no longer tolerable to Jason & he said he would have to leave. Sad, but grateful for the catch-up, the pair parted once again & Jason headed north.
He arrived & approached St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter looked a little vague & asked "do you have your harp, my friend?". Shocked, Jason remembered his harp & flustered, thought back through his day...
"Oh NO", he cried,...
"I've left my harp in Sam Clam's disco!"
(Farrrrr too many more where that came from...)
Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
