I had an unexpected knock on our door this morning.
It turned out to be a door-to-door giraffe salesman.
I said to him: "Coming round here on Christmas Day? You've got some neck."
Ba Boom Tish... I'll get me sack...presents not boll ocks !
Knock Knock...
Knock Knock...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...