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Russian wife

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A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right? she says ?How's it going?"

?Well? he replied ?so far we have lost over 20 generals, over 315,000 troops killed or wounded, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses?.

?Wow? replied the wife ?what about America and NATO??

?They haven?t turned up yet?
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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