The Nursing Home

Got any jokes? Add your favourite ones here, for all to share :)
Post Reply
User avatar
8541Hawk
Posts: 2066
Joined: Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:21 am
Location: Bella Vista, AR

The Nursing Home

Post by 8541Hawk »

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems like she’s doing fine, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.

Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
“So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.

“It’s pretty nice,” she replies.
“Except they won’t let you fart”
Loud pipes don't save lives, knowing how to ride your bike will save your life.
User avatar
sirch345
Site Admin
Posts: 21731
Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pm
Location: The West Country.

Re: The Nursing Home

Post by sirch345 »

:lol: :clap:

Chris.
User avatar
Kev L
Posts: 11214
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:57 pm
Location: Hertford, England

Re: The Nursing Home

Post by Kev L »

😂😂
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Penske shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, lashings of Ti & CF
User avatar
alanfjones1411
Posts: 2791
Joined: Thu May 21, 2015 3:33 pm
Location: watford

Re: The Nursing Home

Post by alanfjones1411 »

:clap: :clap: :clap:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
User avatar
Pezed
Posts: 53
Joined: Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:20 pm
Location: Penzance

Re: The Nursing Home

Post by Pezed »

Lol, that’s a cracker! I’m gonna enter that one into the memory bank for later use. 😂
Rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Post Reply