One for the girls....?
One for the girls....?
After a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts.
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts.
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
.... no more bike, divorce sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: One for the girls....?
Are they not the samething?stevieVTR wrote: "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
Re: One for the girls....?
LOLBink wrote:Are they not the samething?stevieVTR wrote: "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
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no, no, no...
you don't need a 19 year old toy boy.
what you need is a 30 year old bionic goth![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
(I understand these can be quite hard to come by, so allow me to bravely volunteer myself for any cute, single, young, goth type girls that happen across this forum)
**stands patiently and waits to die of old age before that happens...**
you don't need a 19 year old toy boy.
what you need is a 30 year old bionic goth
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
(I understand these can be quite hard to come by, so allow me to bravely volunteer myself for any cute, single, young, goth type girls that happen across this forum)
**stands patiently and waits to die of old age before that happens...**
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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I've hardly scored m'self a toy-boy. Not entirely sure where that rumour started (not that I'm put-out by it or in any way wish to halt such gossippings...
).
I've scored a few-years-older-than-me musician/chef/sniper/fitness guru. Just what a girl needs. So
.
Oh, did I mention retired? Did I? Did I? Huh? Very early retired & not in need of employment...
And he cleans house, and is built rather nicely, I must say...
Sigh...
(Yes, I know it's pathetic, but it's about time!)
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I've scored a few-years-older-than-me musician/chef/sniper/fitness guru. Just what a girl needs. So
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Oh, did I mention retired? Did I? Did I? Huh? Very early retired & not in need of employment...
And he cleans house, and is built rather nicely, I must say...
Sigh...
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
(Yes, I know it's pathetic, but it's about time!)
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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