Was it You?

[AMCQ46]

the blue rinse is more your thing you old git

this was when you were younger

[Kev L]

Ahhh poor old git, couldn't get the piccie into your post? Just stick a Polaroid on the screen old chap!

[AMCQ46]

I did, cant you see it.........................get new glasses you blind old fecker

[Kev L]

Well done old timer, got there on the second attempt! Still after a day trying to turn your telly on you probably need a lie down, some sanatogen and a cup of Horlicks. Sshhhh everyone be quiet the old displaced sweaty needs a nap

[AMCQ46]

did you get your granddaughter in to help you with that, it was longer than your normal sentences, and it had some big [ish] words?............ imagine being so old your grand kids are Virts age.

[Kev L]

You do very well for someone with English as a second language! Just type in your native Jockanese and I will stick it through Google translator if it's easier old chap!
As for the Grandchild (at present singular, but will be plural in the next week or so!) thankfully she's only three and a half so, hopefully, a couple of generations away from the manboy of the Midlands.
Anyway stop interrupting Moto GP practice you git!
Nice talking to you, love and soggy kisses Kev xxxxxx