I forgot to get the wife's Xmas present
she went mad ,completely bonkers
Started shouting at me and told me that their had better be something in the drive in the morning that does 0 to 200
in 2 seconds
this morning she went out to find a parcel on the drive
she opened it up to find a set of bathroom scales
i'm in hospital visiting hours 7:30 to 9:00
forgot the wifes present
forgot the wifes present
told you not to but oh no you knew better
- lloydie
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Re: forgot the wifes present
Ha ha that's a goodun
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Re: forgot the wifes present
There is a whole world of truth and pain in that joke!!
Re: forgot the wifes present
So.... I guess 0 to 300 didn't work quite as well as 0 to 200 then?
Re: forgot the wifes present
Chris.
Re: forgot the wifes present
big girl is she ???
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.
Re: forgot the wifes present
they all need love lollumpyv wrote:big girl is she ???
the older i get,the faster i was
- lloydie
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Re: forgot the wifes present
Ha ha I woke up like that once !! Then ran for the hillsmacdee wrote:just woke up