Today's Stupid Quiz

[Hoppo]

1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers. ...What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet
by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled
incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. ....How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...
Why not?
8. What was the President 's Name... in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person
in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
another field ?

I'm sure you got them right but just in case here's the answers






1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn 't discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet
by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President 's Name in1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ... I had this right, it was Gerald Ford...I guess I don't understand the question)
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in
Second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

[Tam Cunningham]

1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name? JOHNNY2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers. ...What does he weigh? MEAT3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt Everest4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet
by three feet by four feet? NONE5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled
incorrectly? INCORRECTLY6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. ....How is this possible? Lives in Oz7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...
Why not? COS THERE ARE NONE!8. What was the President 's Name... in 1975? MR PRESIDENT9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person
in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 2ND10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white" ?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
another field ? NONE AS HE WOULD HAVE BALESI'm sure you got them right but just in case here's the answers






1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn 't discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet
by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President 's Name in1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ... I had this right, it was Gerald Ford...I guess I don't understand the question)
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in
Second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

[Tam Cunningham]

Spent all that time answering and then discovered the bloody answers at the bottom of the post!

What was the point in that?????

[MacV2]

Spent all that time answering and then discovered the bloody answers at the bottom of the post!

What was the point in that?????

& you got some wrong, even more

[Tam Cunningham]

Spent all that time answering and then discovered the bloody answers at the bottom of the post!

What was the point in that?????

& you got some wrong, even more

On purpose....didn't want to eppear a smart butt!

[Virt]

Why? Everyone else on here seems more than happy to look like one

[monkeyslider]

Barrack Obama made me chuckle!! ...

[Tam Cunningham]

I bet if his birth certificate was able to be located his birth name certainly would not be Barrack Obama!