A Priest walks into a Hotel lobby and walks up the receptionist to check in.
They discuss the normal things when checking into a hotel.
He heads off to the lifts but turns and say's to the receptionist " I hope the porn channel is disabled"
The receptionist says "You disgusting pervert"
Good Joke #1
Good Joke #1
Last edited by Troutman on Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Crap Joke #238
I like that. Short and sweet. But Mac will have you copyright of the title.
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Re: Crap Joke #238
Yes you will soon be hearing from my solicitors Sue,Grabbit & Run Partners in Law re the copyright infringement of the ''Crap Joke'' series of jokes.cybercarl wrote: I like that. Short and sweet. But Mac will have you copyright of the title.
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Which I have to say has been made much worse on this occasion by the gratuitous double posting of the same joke...
Plus the fact that it is actually quite good & therefore a breach of the DoJ (Description of Jokes Act 1969 amended 1985 & 2010)
Deletion of the double post & changing of the title of said joke will result in no further action being taken...( May I suggest...A priest walks into...)
I'm sorry if you think this harsh but I have a hard earned terrible reputation for crap jokes to keep up & I can't have good jokes ruining it...
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Re: Crap Joke #238
Sorry about the double post but it sometimes does that when I post on here.
I'll post a really crap one soon to mitigate my case
I'll post a really crap one soon to mitigate my case
Re: Crap Joke #238
Ah..now I see the problem here, I didn't realise that MacV2 had posted ALLthe "Crap Joke"s .
That's why he is so clearly upset..very sorry to steal your thunder
That's why he is so clearly upset..very sorry to steal your thunder
Re: Crap Joke #238
Not upset just trying to preserve my reputation...Troutman wrote:Ah..now I see the problem here, I didn't realise that MacV2 had posted ALLthe "Crap Joke"s .
That's why he is so clearly upset..very sorry to steal your thunder
I know I said it was a good joke an all but don't you think your new title is a little pretentious ? Your gonna have to work very hard to keep that series of jokes up...
I don't have to try too hard at the end of the day...
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Re: Good Joke #1
So we now have a choice of good or bad.
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Re: Good Joke #1
The bad is a certainty Carl the good remains to be seen...cybercarl wrote:So we now have a choice of good or bad.
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