Ayup lad thas come to Yorkshire

[Saintsman27]

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist,
"Nah then lad, does tha sell butt cream?"
Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?”



Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being
carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just
above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "E by gum"


A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us"


A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to
have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No, yer daft bugger, I want it chewin' a bone!"

Still a bit cowd up thee-err .. great roads though .. gradely folk..

He He ..He

[Jazzscot]

I could just hear Fred Dibnah's voice in all of them jokes lad. (I know He is from Bolton which is in Lancashire)

[chric]

we dont say me in barnsley it's mi

[adyf]

By eck thas a card tha nos,I'll go to foot on owr stairs,it's reet grand wi lads can talk proper like,frigging hilarious me ald love,you must have Yorkshire in ya somewhere cos tha speeks like a good in tha nos.

[VTRDark]

we dont say me in barnsley it's mi

When I read it earlier I thought of you.

When I read it, I sounded like a proper Yorkshireman. Way ay by gum lad

(:-})

[Chrish]

Right let's get the elephant in the room dealt with

Is it:

Barm Carke

Or

Bread Cake

Baguettes are strictly for homo's who live south of Birmingham & Baps are only found on a larger lady

[VTRDark]

Your speaking French now.

(:-})

[Chrish]

Your speaking French now.

(:-})