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EggShellBlond
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http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

What can you order ? :D
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:eek2 i ordered ass and then thong and then..................... :oops:

take a bow eggshell..this is good stuff!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by cupasoop »

I ordered them as well but she still wont get her tits out :mad2
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Post by iggy1966 »

Stu

Total respect to you for that...absolutley marvelous!!

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Post by grinner »

try french kiss
mmm :P
banana's not bad either!
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Post by kevg »

found some more try:
shoe
top
shorts
the last is nearly the best.......
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RQ
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Post by RQ »

Jayzus, anything I try she just wags her finger at me, maybe I'm doing my usual with women and trying to get it all too quickly!!
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Post by Bink »

You're a bunch of amateurs ... try KISS and see how you get one :) 8O
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Post by Bink »

woops ... sorry grinner had not seen your comment as it was scrolled up...

try lick
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OH GAWD DAMN IT, JUST GET YOUR KIT OFF!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: order

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tony.wilde1 wrote::eek2 i ordered ass and then thong and then..................... :oops:

take a bow eggshell..this is good stuff!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Jugs
Lick your Finger
Do the Splits
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Post by cupasoop »

wiggle or cowboy are good.
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Post by RQ »

Where do you think of these things???????? 8O 8O 8O
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Post by kevg »

also fire, read, hair, tickle, love and head work,
i'm getting to sad obviously, keep finding more.
bud, stomach, lips, smack, rub and show, give similar results to previously found words.
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Dog works too...
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