Peculiar grunting noise

[tony.mon]

in the tennis.
What's that all about?
I'm going to give it a go, grunting as I go into bends, to see if it makes any difference, but TBH I'm a bit sceptical.

Two more rounds and all we'll have left for Brits to cheer for is the ball boy.


And frankly that grass is a disgrace.
Despite not watering my lawn it's better than Wimbledon's, maybe they just need to leave the roof off occasionally when it's raining- and putting a cover on every time is just going to make it go brown as well.
Have they no idea at all?

Instead of all that thwacking and grunting they need to watch Gardener's World on the other side.

Or the paint drying channel.

[benny hedges]

they need to veg it under blue light full 12hrs a day mate and up the nitrogen.
summer sunlight is no good for green, only for flowering.
fizzy pop works wonders too believe it or not... cola is rammed with phosphorous and bubbly co2, perfect ph for vegging.

[Kev L]

Dear Benny Titmarsh & Tony Dimock,
I have been having trouble with aphids on me budlia. Can the panel give me some advice?

[Twinpotter]

It's the 'ladies' grunting that gets me (going, not)

[benny hedges]

Dear Benny Titmarsh & Tony Dimock,

I have been having trouble with aphids on me budlia. Can the panel give me some advice?

at your service sir....

rinse & repeat.

[Kev L]

Dear Benny Titmarsh,
You appear to have misunderstood my request. I am not currently suffering from any form of genital malady, however I will remember for the next bout.
I misunderstood your earlier discussion and mistook you & Mr Mon for a pair of horticulturists, not pox doctors. My error I must apologise as I don't wish to offend anyones sensibilities.