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I was reminded about this recently and after a long long time it has returned.

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Well fook me. that was bloody funny. It has actually tired me out reading that :thumbup:
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Picolax = nitrous oxide to the digestive tract

Had a client who was coughing up clay type substance - They we're impacted up to the eyeballs with constipation - cue Picolax to the rescue . Thankfully I finished shift soon after for a long weekend and when I returned to work plumbers were in clearing drains - nuff said

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Jesus wept, in essence - coughing up their own sh1t... that's mental.

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Eclectic wrote:Jesus wept, in essence - coughing up their own sh1t... that's mental.

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That is just the most brilliant f***ing thing I've read in years. :D :D :clap:
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I am so impatient that I wanted to tell him to "JUST GET TO THE POINT", so I gave up after 30 mins reading and he had just started his proceedure..............I guess looking at your feedback that I should try again, but then again I hate doing the same thing twice, so I may give up again
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"The Procedure" is the funniest bit. Worth the time to read.
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hehe glad most of enjoyed it.
Try sending it to people at work and watching their faces as they try not to laugh.
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