It has been determined that there is no longer any need for network or
software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the
desktop by Dec. 31, 2002. Instead, everyone will be provided with an
Etch-A-Sketch.
There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Operating System problems.
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails, and surfing the Internet
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it
Q. How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I create a New Document window?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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- firestorm_al
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You have clearly had dealings with the same sorts of IT departments as me. I felt the etch-a-sketch answers could have been more patronising and you did not mention how many stupid options you have to get through on the automated answering service before you got through to some one who would tell you to ' Pick it up and shake it!!!'
LOOPY